Intro- Guess who? Did ya miss me? Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!
CHORUS: When you walked through the door - it was clear to me, (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see) You’re a rock star, everybody wants you… Player, who can really blame you We’re the ones who made you!
VERSE 1: Back by popular demand, Now pop a little Zantac or antacid if ya can Ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stand Shadyman no don’t massacre the fans Damn, I think Kim Kardashian’s a man She stomped him jus cause he asked to put his hands on the massive gluteus maximus again Squeeze it, then squish it then pass it to her friend Can he come back as nasty as he can? Yes he can can, don’t ask me this again He does not mean the lyrics to offend Lindsay please come back to seein’ men Samantha’s a 2 you’re practically a 10 I know ya want me girl in fact I see your grin
CHORUS: When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see) You’re a rock star (baby), everybody wants you… Player, who can really blame you We’re the ones who made you!
VERSE 2: The enforcer, look at the more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and charlie horse her Sorry Portia but what’s Ellen Degeneres have that I don’t? Are you tellin me tenderness? Well I can be gentle and as smooth as a gentlemen Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine And I’ll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then Nail her, maybe say hello to my little friend Brit quit gettin wit K Fed, let’s cut off the middlemen Forget him or ya gonna end up in the hospital again And this time it won’t be for the Riddalin binge Forget them other men girl pay them little attention and little did I mention that Jennifer’s in Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench Man I swear them other guys ya give em an inch They take a mile they got style not bigger than Slim
CHORUS: When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see) You’re a rock star (baby), everybody wants you… Player, who can really blame you We’re the ones who made you!
EMINEM: and that’s why Lyla you never left with out I know ya want me girl cuz I can see you checkin me out and baby you know, You know you want me too, Don’t try to deny it baby I’m the only one for you
VERSE 3: Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an alf alfa Why should I wash my filthy mouth out Ya think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia Man Cass I dont mean to mess wit ya gal but Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth bro Wowsers, I just made a mess in my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressin’ like Elvis Lord help us he’s back in his pink house shirt Lookin like someone shrinked his outfit I think he’s bout to flip just a car Rest assure Superman’s here to rescue ya Can ya blame me? you’re my Amy I’m your Blake Matter of fact make me a birthday cake With a sawblade in it to make my jail break Baby I think you just met your soulmate Now break it down girl!
CHORUS: When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see) You’re a rock star (baby), everybody wants you… Player, who can really blame you We’re the ones who made you!
EMINEM: So baby baby get down, down down So baby baby get down, down down Baby baby get down down down Baby get down get down
Oh Amy! Rehab never looked so good! I can’t wait, I’m going back haha…..wooooh! Dr. Dre! 2020! Yeah!
Sa umpisa nu'n ako siguro umayaw A-a-aww Pero bigla kanan at kaliwa ang tira ko Go, go, go!
'Di rin nagtagal nag-iiba na rin ang trip ko Mula nang ma-barkada An'dali ko nang natuto Kahit na ano mapa-turok, mapa-hithit O kaya mapa-laklak.
Sa umpisa nu'n ako siguro umayaw A-a-aww Pero bigla kanan at kaliwa ang tira ko Go, go, go!
Sabog-sabog tayo (Sabog-sabog, Sabog-sabog) Walang kontrol ang kamay (Sabog-sabog, Sabog-sabog) Sabog-sabog tayo (Sabog-sabog, Sabog-sabog) Nananadyak ang paa (Sabog-sabog, Sabog-sabog)
Ginigiling ang ipin At ako'y laging sumpungin Meron pa 'ko dito 'Bibigay ko sa may pondo Kumuha ka ng radyo At nang maisanla 'Yoko na...'Yoko na!
You remind me I live in a shell, Safe from the past, and doing' okay, but not very well.
No jolts, no surprises, No crisis arises: My life goes along as it should, It's all very nice, but not very good.
And I'm Ready To Take A Chance Again, Ready to put my love on the line with you. Been living with nothing to show for it; You get what you get when you go for it,
And I'm Ready To Take Chance Again with you.
When she left me in all my despair, I just held on, My hopes were all gone. Then I found you there.
And I'm Ready To Take A Chance Again Ready To Take A Chance Again with you, ....With you.
You say you gotta go and find yourself You say that you’re becoming someone else Don’t recognize the face in the mirror Looking back at you
You say you’re leavin As you look away I know theres really nothin left to say Just know i’m here Whenever you need me I’ll wait for you
So i’ll let you go I’ll set you free And when you see what you need to see When you find you come back to me
Take your time i wont go anywhere Picture you with the wind in your hair I’ll keep your things right where you left them I’ll be here for you
Oh and i’ll let you go I’ll set you free And when you see what you need to see When you find you come back to me
And i hope you find everything that you need I’ll be right here waiting to see You find you come back to me
I can’t get close if your not there I can’t get inside if theres no soul to bear I can’t fix you i can’t save you Its something you have to do
So i’ll let you go I’ll set you free And when you see what you need to see When you find you come back to me Come back to me So i’ll let you go I’ll set you free And when you see what you need to see When you find you come back to me
And i hope you find everything that you need I’ll be right here waiting to see You find you come back to me
When you find you come back to me When you find you come back to me When you find you come back to me
Minsan Sabi niya sa akin sandali na lang Akala ko naman ay sigurado na ako Handa kong tanggapin ang kanyang oo
Bgla na lang nagbago ang isip niya Hindi ko akalain na gano’n pala siya Pinaasa niya lang ako Bitin na bitin ako oooh woh
Hindi ko na alam kung makakaya ko pa 'Di bale na lang kaya Ako pa ba kaya ang nasa puso niya 'Di bale na lang kaya Ngunit mahal ko siya 'Di bale na lang 'Di bale na lang 'Di bale na lang
Ngayon Araw-araw lumilipas ang panahon Kalimutan ko siya’y malayo sa isip ko 'Di kaya, pinaikot niya lang ako
Bigla na naman nagbago ang isip niya Pagkakataon ko na mapasagot ko siya 'Pag ang sinabi ko’y di mabili Baka mapahiya muli…
Bakit ka naman ganyan Ano pa ba kayang paraan Pero kung kailangan mo naman ako Agad akong tumatakbo 'Di bale na lang 'Di bale na lang 'Di bale na lang
It's been about a year now Ain't seen or heard from you I been missing you crazy How do you how do you sleep I found a letter you wrote me It still smells just like you Damn those sweet memories How do you how do you sleep how do you sleep
Tried my best at moving on have yet to find a girl like you See things now I didn't before now I'm wishing I had more time with you How do you stay awake knowing all I do is think of you All the things we thought about that never will happen again If I could just see you
If I had my way I'll come and getcha girl In your favorite car with the missing top Around my way where we used to park and did all those things to steal your heart
It's been about a year now Ain't seen or heard from you I been missing you crazy How do you how do you sleep I found a letter you wrote me It still smells just like you Damn those sweet memories How do you how do you sleep
It's been about a year now Ain't seen or heard from you I been missing you crazy How do you how do you sleep I found a letter you wrote me It still smells just like you damn those sweet memories How do you how do you sleep how do you sleep
Baby all that I hear from my friends again and again and again (compliments 'bout you) They say we saw your girl at the game and damn we gotta say a big mistake by you Not only does your body bang but I miss the conversation too Tell me that you gettin' no sleep, can't think, can't eat until I come see you
If I had my way I'll come and getcha girl In your favorite car with the missing top Around my way where we used to park and did all those things to steal your heart
It's been about a year now Ain't seen or heard from you I been missing you crazy How do you how do you sleep I found a letter you wrote me It still smells just like you Damn those sweet memories How do you how do you sleep how do you sleep
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
It's been about a year now Ain't seen or heard from you I been missing you crazy How do you how do you sleep I found a letter you wrote me It still smells just like you Damn those sweet memories How do you how do you sleep
It's been about a year now Ain't seen or heard from you I been missing you crazy How do you how do you sleep I found a letter you wrote me It still smells just like you Damn those sweet memories How do you how do you sleep
