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Intro- Guess who? Did ya miss me? Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus! CHORUS: When you walked through the door - it was clear to me, (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see) You’re a rock star, everybody wants you… Player, who can really blame you We’re the ones who made you! VERSE 1: Back by popular demand, Now pop a little Zantac or antacid if ya can Ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stand Shadyman no don’t massacre the fans Damn, I think Kim Kardashian’s a man She stomped him jus cause he asked to put his hands on the massive gluteus maximus again Squeeze it, then squish it then pass it to her friend Can he come back as nasty as he can? Yes he can can, don’t ask me this again He does not mean the lyrics to offend Lindsay please come back to seein’ men Samantha’s a 2 you’re practically a 10 I know ya want me girl in fact I see your grin CHORUS: When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see) You’re a rock star (baby), everybody wants you… Player, who can really blame you We’re the ones who made you! VERSE 2: The enforcer, look at the more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and charlie horse her Sorry Portia but what’s Ellen Degeneres have that I don’t? Are you tellin me tenderness? Well I can be gentle and as smooth as a gentlemen Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine And I’ll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then Nail her, maybe say hello to my little friend Brit quit gettin wit K Fed, let’s cut off the middlemen Forget him or ya gonna end up in the hospital again And this time it won’t be for the Riddalin binge Forget them other men girl pay them little attention and little did I mention that Jennifer’s in Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench Man I swear them other guys ya give em an inch They take a mile they got style not bigger than Slim CHORUS: When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see) You’re a rock star (baby), everybody wants you… Player, who can really blame you We’re the ones who made you! EMINEM: and that’s why Lyla you never left with out I know ya want me girl cuz I can see you checkin me out and baby you know, You know you want me too, Don’t try to deny it baby I’m the only one for you VERSE 3: Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an alf alfa Why should I wash my filthy mouth out Ya think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia Man Cass I dont mean to mess wit ya gal but Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth bro Wowsers, I just made a mess in my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressin’ like Elvis Lord help us he’s back in his pink house shirt Lookin like someone shrinked his outfit I think he’s bout to flip just a car Rest assure Superman’s here to rescue ya Can ya blame me? you’re my Amy I’m your Blake Matter of fact make me a birthday cake With a sawblade in it to make my jail break Baby I think you just met your soulmate Now break it down girl! CHORUS: When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see) You’re a rock star (baby), everybody wants you… Player, who can really blame you We’re the ones who made you! EMINEM: So baby baby get down, down down So baby baby get down, down down Baby baby get down down down Baby get down get down Oh Amy! Rehab never looked so good! I can’t wait, I’m going back haha…..wooooh! Dr. Dre! 2020! Yeah!
Sabog-sabog Sabog-sabog (Sabog-sabog tayo)... Sabog-sabog Sabog-sabog (Sabog-sabog tayo)... Sa umpisa nu'n ako siguro umayaw A-a-aww Pero bigla kanan at kaliwa ang tira ko Go, go, go! 'Di rin nagtagal nag-iiba na rin ang trip ko Mula nang ma-barkada An'dali ko nang natuto Kahit na ano mapa-turok, mapa-hithit O kaya mapa-laklak. Sa umpisa nu'n ako siguro umayaw A-a-aww Pero bigla kanan at kaliwa ang tira ko Go, go, go! Sabog-sabog tayo (Sabog-sabog, Sabog-sabog) Walang kontrol ang kamay (Sabog-sabog, Sabog-sabog) Sabog-sabog tayo (Sabog-sabog, Sabog-sabog) Nananadyak ang paa (Sabog-sabog, Sabog-sabog) Ginigiling ang ipin At ako'y laging sumpungin Meron pa 'ko dito 'Bibigay ko sa may pondo Kumuha ka ng radyo At nang maisanla 'Yoko na...'Yoko na!
You remind me I live in a shell, Safe from the past, and doing' okay, but not very well. No jolts, no surprises, No crisis arises: My life goes along as it should, It's all very nice, but not very good. And I'm Ready To Take A Chance Again, Ready to put my love on the line with you. Been living with nothing to show for it; You get what you get when you go for it, And I'm Ready To Take Chance Again with you. When she left me in all my despair, I just held on, My hopes were all gone. Then I found you there. And I'm Ready To Take A Chance Again Ready To Take A Chance Again with you, ....With you.